The Time I Was Hit by a Truck.


Ahhh, memories.

So I used to work on cars.

Now, before you get all impressed by picturing a little 100 lb pixie taking apart an engine, let me specify: I helped build systems in cars: Sub/Amps, remote starts, keyless entries, CD decks, component speakers…stuff like that. If you ask me to look into an engine, I may as well be looking into the human brain.

My friends that worked with me are car-guys to the core. They are constantly tweaking something in their vehicles…melting down plastics and cutting into parts of their interior with ideas in mind on how to rig something or trick out said vehicles in order to show them at events and such.

One of these guys—a supervisor—was named Keith. Keith owned an S10 that he had altered so many times that, at the time our story takes place, it was mid-paint job. And by mid-paint job I mean the truck was three different colors. To be honest, I’m not sure if it’s a solid color to this day. Anyhow, Keith had the license plate on the tailgate tilted, adjusted the truck to rev out at a higher RPM and—most importantly—he had a remote start installed.

Now, this S10 had a manual-transmission. It was a stick-shift. For those of you who tragically do not know how to drive a stick (insert chuckle here), it’s actually pretty simple. You push the clutch of the car (a pedal located by the break and gas) and switch gears. Then you lift the clutch and proceed until you’re in a high enough RPM to switch it again—or to downshift (as in the case of turns).

So that was stick-shift-101. The reason it is important to know this is that, in order for a manual-transmission car to start, someone has to be there to push in the clutch.

…unless you illegally bypass the neutral safety switch during the install, effectively tricking the car into thinking that the clutch is constantly pushed in…

…which responsible adults would never think to do…

So, of course, my car-guys sprang on this endeavor wholeheartedly. They bypassed the neutral safety switch, installed the remote start, and Keith happily showed off his ability to start the truck and then jump in while it was slowly crawling.

I think it was a ploy to impress the girls.

Keith and the boys remained proud of their accomplishment for about two years.

One day a guy came in asking that the guys in the shop build a custom sub-box for under the seat of his truck. The boys took Keith’s truck out to the store to buy the lumber for the box. I stayed at the shop and finished up a couple of small installs on my own.

I’m just finishing up the paperwork for one of the installs when the bay door in front of me opens up. The boys back the truck into the bay and unload the lumber. Keith is there talking to the customer.

I, ever-trusting, barely look up.

They toss Keith the keys.

Keith catches the keys and does what absolutely any person who has spent that kind of money illegally altering a truck would do: he auto-starts the truck.

I look up.

The truck kicks back.

It smashes the desk.

The desk breaks, pushing into both me and the wall behind me. Glass from the desk’s case shatters. Seat covers fall everywhere. Two 6ft tall tool chests filled with tools jolt forward.

My car-guys—the genius riggers who can honestly answer any single car-question you could ever have—left the truck in reverse.

Keith’s boss—Lonnie—comes running in.

Lonnie: “The hell?!”

Keith: “Uh…wait, where’s Munchkin?”

Kara: “You guys suck.”

Oddly enough, I was fine—probably because the wall and the desk took most of the hit. The desk was repaired and there was a 3ft hole in the wall for a while.

I would be the one person to get hit by a car indoors with nobody driving it.


8 responses »

  1. yup I remember that day too well, Get the video . Was interesting. I seen it I think on someone phone that they got of the CC cams of that day.

  2. Can I just say what a relief to find somebody who really knows what theyre talking about on the internet. You really know how to bring an problem to light and make it important. Far more people have to read this and realize this side in the story. I cant feel youre not much more well-known simply because you definitely have the gift.

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